You just know Snyder put this shit in after watching the Snoop
Dogg “Cribs” episode. “Hmmm, what would make me cool like a rapper?? That’s
right, a Redskins basketball court!” I’ve seriously got no clue why Daniel
Snyder would want to be anywhere near a basketball court, he’s fucking 5’4’’. The
only logical explanation I can think of is that he bought out Jean-Ralphio’s
Entertainment 720 and Roy Hibbert now lives in his backyard exclusively to
boost him up for dunks. Or maybe his late Father used to play hoops, so he’s
just hoping he’ll emerge out of the Potomac one night with a bunch of dead
former Bullets to play a pick-up game.
Regardless of his motives, Daniel Snyder is a fucking
piece of shit, and it’s scary that people might be starting to forget this. The
most depressing fact of being a Redskins fan is that if the Skins actually ever
win it all, the happiest guy in the World will be Dan Snyder. In the meantime,
he’ll be in his back yard, desperately running and jumping, until after his 30th
attempt, he lets out a shriek and runs back inside screaming to his wife, “HONEY!!
I JUST GOT NET!!!”
Snyder lacing up the kicks just in case he gets to play HORSE with his Dad tonight:
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