Wapo - A stallion was reported to be regularly escaping from his pasture and trying to mate with five horses on another property. An officer issued five citations to the owner in connection with the horse’s unwanted contact ($500 each) and $100 citations in connection with allegedly having a stray horse, damage to a neighbor’s fence and animal trespassing.
These are
some pretty fucking serious allegations to just be
throwing around. I think we need to step back and do some fact finding about the so-called “victims” before we rush to judgement here.
First off, what
kind of saddle was she wearing? Was it just your standard run of the mill
saddle or was it all sexy, clearly trying to get attention?
Did she have
on those 80’s workout legwarmer-type socks? If she did, let’s just call a spade
a spade here, she was fucking asking for it. You can’t just go prancing around
the pasture with those things on without knowing what you’re doing to that fucking
stallion. What the fuck is he supposed to do? Just ignore his horse instincts?
And what makes
the police so sure this was all unwanted? My guess: The stallion found some hot
new filly, which pissed off his old fuck buddies’ owner. The owner's horses look like whores
for banging this stud so they claim, out of fucking nowhere, that it was
unwanted. Meanwhile, all the stallion’s trying to do is get some
strange and now he’s labeled some fucking rapist for life. Seems fair. Maybe we should take a look at these fillies' sexual past. I'm sure there's no pattern for random stranger-horse sex whatsoever. Sound like all first timers to me. Wrong place, wrong time.
Whoever blew
the whistle here needs to fucking accept the fact that their horses’ best days
are behind them. Instead of dragging this stallion’s name through the mud, they
should probably just let their used up horses stud with a donkey so they won’t
have to fucking die alone.
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