Source - Lindsey Vonn had an interesting description of her boyfriend in a sitdown with Katie Couric to air Tuesday.
Couric called Tiger Woods an “enigma” and asked Vonn what he’s like as a person.
“He’s funny,” Vonn said. “He’s really laid back, a great guy, always making jokes, very competitive, just like me. We have very similar personalities. If there’s one thing I can say is he’s funny. He’s goofy, like dorky-goofy
“Haha, you
know so funny, likes making jokes, you know, like “I’m gonna tear up your
asshole and pee all over your fucking face” jokes. I love how Couric reacts to
the fact he’s dorky with girlish surprise. Just come out and say it Katie, “How
could a dork fuck all those girls??” Seriously though, how is Tiger an
“enigma?” The only thing mysterious thing about him is how he could have seemingly
no standards in what he put his dick into.
P.S. Is there
anyone out there that actually thinks the Tiger Woods – Lindsay Vonn romance is
anything more than just some publicity stunt? Don’t get me wrong - Lindsay Vonn
is brilliant for capitalizing on this shit and this is exactly what Tiger needs
for people to forget the whole, cheating on his wife 10000000 times thing, but
this is the biggest fucking sham since Troy McClure married Selma to convince
the press he didn’t fuck fish.
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