Fred Smoot Getting Divorced - Time For The Love Boat's Next Run

Washington Post: Divorcing: Fred Smoot, 33, and Summer Joy Hughes-Smoot, 35. The former Redskins cornerback wed the South Carolina-bred finance attorney in September 2009, while he was still playing in Washington. He was released from the team the following spring and has since made forays into business and sportscasting. Court records in Fulton County, Ga., where they made their home, indicate they filed divorce papers in the fall. They have one daughter together, his lawyer said. Rough times for Smoot: Washingtonian reported last week that he was arrested for alleged DWI on Capitol Hill Dec. 30.

Who can forget that lovely dinner cruise he orchestrated in Minnesota that started as a teammate bonding experience and ended with a reenactment of Jennifer Connelly’s final scene in “Requiem for a Dream.” Smoot seemed to clean up his act until last week where he was pulled over for DUI and reportedly pissed himself in the police station, which apparently was the final straw for Mrs. Smoot.

 I always wonder why the fuck athletes get married young, when they’re always just gonna cheat on their wives and ultimately get divorced and have to shell out half of all their cash/rims. Is it so they can have kids? Fuck that, athletes are good as shit at having kids without being married. Maybe because they just want to settle down? There’s no fucking way that they can be “settle” when they spend half their life on the road with fucking groupies looking to bang you just for the story. Whatever the case, hopefully Smoot can save some of that cash from the divorce for a nice celebratory release in to the wild Potomac River Dinner Cruise/Live Sex Show once that shit goes through.