Dan Snyder Reminds Redskins Fans That He’s The Anti-Christ, Raises 2013 Ticket Prices

 

Washington Post Apparently cashing in on the success of their first playoff appearance since 2007, the Washington Redskins announced Thursday that they are increasing the cost of tickets and parking at FedEx Field for 2013.

The price increase of general admission seats, which the team reports is “no more than 10 percent,” is the first in seven years for the Redskins. The cost of parking will increase to $40. The price of reserved spaces, and spots for buses, RVs and limos remains unchanged for the 2013 season.

Last season, an upper deck ticket cost $64. According to a team marketing report conducted by FanCostExperience.com, the average Redskins ticket in 2012 cost $79.13, which ranked 11th in the NFL and third in the NFC, behind the Giants ($111.69) and Cowboys ($110.20).

The Redskins announced that even with the increase, their tickets will “remain among the most affordable in the NFC East.” The Redskins are one of four teams in the division.

I should have known better. For the past few years, Daniel Snyder has shut the fuck up and stayed out of the spotlight so that actual adults could run the Redskins. For years Snyder and Vinny Cerrato treated free agency like a fucking 6^th grade girls sleepover. Once March 1^st rolled around they’d call up all the boys they liked and asked if they “liked them back” aka offered them ungodly amounts of money. Now, fucking Skybox Napoleon wants Redskins fans to know who they’re really cheering for when they throw on that RG3 jersey.

Snyder tries hard to say he’s a diehard Redskins fan and will do whatever it takes just to see them win a Super Bowl, but it’s all bullshit. The NFL is a business and Snyder is a great fucking business man. Don’t let that $40 parking fool you. That’s for the cheapest spots a mile away from the stadium. Want a good one? At least $100. Snyder isn’t adjusting prices for inflation, he’s penalizing us for being born as Redskins fans.  But still, tickets “remain among the most affordable in the NFC East.” Meanwhile Daniel Snyder remains among the biggest douchebag owners in all of Sports.